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I want to say that nobody acc...

I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot of things were true and abusive and horrible things that happened to me that my father did.

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Ever since I was a girl, I ha...

Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

Patriarchy is impotent and qu...

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I actually regard Facebook as...

I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.

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I'm never going to get marrie...

I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I'm very introspective, and I...

I'm very introspective, and I mostly don't talk to people. I get into a real quiet, meditative place.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

To say that I have an undisci...

To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

You can always get better. No...

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I loved comedy all my life. I...

I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' ...

Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

You know when you first get r...

You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have sheds full of things, maybe sometimes nine copies of the same thing.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I was not raised a Zionist, b...

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

Growing up in a Jewish matria...

Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.

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In order to be able to write ...

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I think that all comics or hu...

I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

As Prime Minister of Israel, ...

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I had - after I sang the 'Sta...

I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.

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I'm either mentally ill or Je...

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

You know, I'm blessed. 'Bless...

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I meditate so I know how to f...

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....