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Keith Richards is the only ma...

Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

Robin Williams 400 quotes

Anything that is not funny at...

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

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In the dictionary under redun...

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

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Honey, you [Michael Jackson] ...

Honey, you [Michael Jackson] gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord of the Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.

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My childhood was lonely. Both...

My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's where a lot of my comedy comes from. Not only was the maid very funny and witty, but when my mother came home I'd use humour to try and get her attention. If I made mommy laugh, then maybe everything would be all right. I think that's where it [my comedy] all started.

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My children give me a great s...

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings. And a favorite book as a child? Growing up, it was 'The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe' - I would read the whole C.S. Lewis series out loud to my kids. I was once reading to Zelda, and she said 'don't do any voices. Just read it as yourself.' So I did, I just read it straight, and she said 'that's better.'

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One day [when I relapsed] I w...

One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice - I call it the 'lower power' - goes, 'Hey. Just a taste. Just one.' I drank it, and there was that brief moment of 'Oh, I'm okay!' But it escalated so quickly. Within a week I was buying so many bottles I sounded like a wind chime walking down the street.

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You have to break in half to ...

You have to break in half to love somebody.

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Come on now! You kick out the...

Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.

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Golf is a game where white me...

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

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There was an old, crazy dude ...

There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time ago, he said, 'People--they'r e kinda like flowers, and it's been a privilege walking in your garden.' My love goes with you.

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When my friends and I played ...

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

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Ever since my children were b...

Ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them I was crazy about them. Once I held them I was hooked. I am addicted to my children sir. I love them with all my heart and the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them everyday. Well, it's like someone saying I can't have air.

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A lot of celebrities golf bec...

A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

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We used to be hunter-gatherer...

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.

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My favorite is when you go to...

My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.

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We don’t read and write poetr...

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

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My children give me a great s...

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

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You treat a disease, you win,...

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

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Kid, if You Need Booze or Dru...

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.

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