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For all the folks getting exc...

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

There are people who actually...

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

PHP is about as exciting as y...

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

I'm not a real programmer. I ...

I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that. I'll just restart Apache every 10 requests.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

Ugly problems often require u...

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

I don't know how to stop it, ...

I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language, I just kept adding the next logical step on the way.

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PHP is rarely the bottleneck....

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

When the world becomes standa...

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

I'm OK with procedural code, ...

I'm OK with procedural code, and the web is a top-down type of problem. It makes sense to me that you have HTML, you spit out a bunch of HTML, then you call a function to do something and then call another function.

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The file is a gzipped tar fil...

The file is a gzipped tar file. Your browser is playing tricks with you and trying to be smart.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

Personally, I tend to be more...

Personally, I tend to be more interested in security and performance-related issues than other things.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

I actually hate programming, b...

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

For all the folks getting exci...

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

There are people who actually ...

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

I'm not a real programmer. I t...

I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that. I'll just restart Apache every 10 requests.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

I don't like programming. It's...

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

When the world becomes standar...

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

Ugly problems often require ug...

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

PHP is rarely the bottleneck....

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

I've never thought of PHP as m...

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

Rasmus Lerdorf 13 quotes

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