One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it, and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, 'Where do you live?' I said, 'Right here!' Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway.