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You must realize that honorary...

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

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Take care of him. And make him...

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

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Sports is the only entertainme...

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

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When I step out of the role yo...

When I step out of the role you have written for me
you make me feel like a plagiarist.
from the play Jake's Women.

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Take care of him. And make him...

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

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I love living. I have some pro...

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

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Writing is an escape from a wo...

Writing is an escape from a world that crowds me. I like being alone in a room. It's almost a form of meditation- an investigation of my own life.

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Talent is the gift plus the pa...

Talent is the gift plus the passion - a desire to succeed so intense that no force on earth can stop it.

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It's always painful when you'r...

It's always painful when you're writing memoirs because you've got to go through the dark places, but it gives you a chance to find out the person you really are, not the person you thought you were.

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Сегодня мы Вам покажем шины с подсветкой, разработанные Goodyear в 1961 году. Очередь из 30.000 человек в первый российский Макдональдс. Особняк в Амитивилле в котором живет приведение....

История в фотографиях (21)

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В этой подборке мы увидим обувь римского легионера, островок старой Москвы, 1970 год. Пистолет-кастет, 1890-е....