Mike Judge ,quotes

I probably drive casting peopl...

I probably drive casting people crazy because I'm not thinking about actors so much as real people.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

I don't return anybody's calls...

I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

Susie Lynn, the producer of th...

Susie Lynn, the producer of those segments, goes in and lays all the voices over the video.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

They say it figures MTV would ...

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

Who is Mike Judge? Let me thin...

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

I often feel that my life, muc...

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

When you work for other people...

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

Beauty and the Beast seemed li...

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

All the Disney lead male chara...

All the Disney lead male characters always have this kind of John Davidson kind of look to them. They all look like the same guy, and all the females look like the same, and I think the guys are just way too big.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

Then there was a kid in the ne...

Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

Stealing, you'll go far in lif...

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

Mike Judge 03.03.2018 03:03:03 51 quotes

You ought to try being cruel t...

You ought to try being cruel to some people.

Mike Judge 10.08.2011 16:11:36 51 quotes

You know, at that age you want...

You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination.

Mike Judge 10.08.2011 16:11:30 51 quotes

Why should every single charac...

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

Mike Judge 10.08.2011 16:11:24 51 quotes

Who is Mike Judge? Let me thin...

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

Mike Judge 10.08.2011 16:11:18 51 quotes

When the show started out, it ...

When the show started out, it was like all of a sudden we had to do 35 episodes and we had just a month and a half to write them, and it took me a while to realize that I was in charge.

Mike Judge 10.08.2011 16:11:11 51 quotes

They're free because they don'...

They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught.

Mike Judge 10.08.2011 16:05:14 51 quotes

They say it figures MTV would ...

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

Mike Judge 10.08.2011 16:04:44 51 quotes

They don't make you pay for th...

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

Mike Judge 10.08.2011 16:04:24 51 quotes

Then there was a kid in the ne...

Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.

Mike Judge 10.08.2011 16:04:18 51 quotes

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