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I think if anyone becomes so ...

I think if anyone becomes so obnoxious to believe they could be a national treasure, they just need to go on Twitter and realise they're not. That's there to curtail anybody's confidence.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

I would never be rude about s...

I would never be rude about somebody else in my profession because we all do this same thing. We're just trying to make people laugh.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

The last thing you want is fo...

The last thing you want is for people not to care about what you have to say.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

They had to ask spain I think...

They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it's Gordon Brown phoning up going 'pass the salt'

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

I've got a little baby, I mad...

I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried he's trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

Normally you have news, weath...

Normally you have news, weather and travel.....but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

If I'm honest, I think everyt...

If I'm honest, I think everything is funny. You've just got to find the right way in. When I'm at my happiest and when I'm really on it, when I feel like I'm really on good form at the moment, everything can be funny.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

I found the idea of trying to...

I found the idea of trying to create a show that everyone can enjoy really appealing.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

Men need to be with women oth...

Men need to be with women otherwise I don't think they really know how to behave. They'll just stare at me and it's awkward, so I scramble around in my mind to say the rudest things I can think of just to get something out of them.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

I had some terrible times - c...

I had some terrible times - comparatively speaking. I saddled myself with a load of debt, I wasn't liked by a lot of my fellow comics and I used to blame other people for me not getting a break. But now I realise I just wasn't very good. And as soon as I became good, things took off pretty quickly.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

I'm glad Carol Vorderman has ...

I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

One of the weirdest things ab...

One of the weirdest things about Christmas in this country is that people love to watch 'EastEnders' when everyone's in floods of tears and there's a huge row. I don't know if watching it makes them feel better about their own day. Personally, I would rather try to be a bit more positive!

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

I don't want a chat show or t...

I don't want a chat show or to be on telly every day, as that's not my business; my business is standing in front of people and making them laugh, and I want to see how far I can get with that.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

I think actually performing o...

I think actually performing on stage when everyone's facing you and you're one person facing them, that is quite a lonely thing in a strange way. You have to be quite insular from everybody else, you've got thousands of people staring at you and you're just on your own.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

Britain's Got Talent' is abou...

Britain's Got Talent' is about those moments when an unknown person takes to the stage and changes their life in the space of a few minutes.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

Hard audiences tend to be whe...

Hard audiences tend to be when it's all men. It's when businesses have dos where they're at conferences all day then book a comedian for the evening. They're men of a certain age - basically middle-aged, balding, 50 to 60 years old and I just know I can't make these people laugh hysterically.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

I can sit and write clever th...

I can sit and write clever things, but that never quite works as well as when I'm just chatting about stupid things in the moment.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

People have their special roo...

People have their special room for Christmas. One year my mum left her present on the arm of the sofa and it was still there the following Christmas!

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

The only critics who annoy me...

The only critics who annoy me are the ones who come to my shows even when they're clearly not fans of my work.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

I don't understand people who...

I don't understand people who write blogs and have children. You can't stop in the middle of bathtime and say: 'I'm just going to write a load of words - for free.' I won't do it - unless someone wants to commission me.

Michael McIntyre 7 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....