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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my...

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Aren't we forgeting the true m...

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

How is education supposed to m...

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I'm better than dirt. Well, mo...

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburge...

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

If something is too hard to do...

If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Vampires are make-believe, lik...

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Living creatively is really im...

Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

God often gives nuts to toothl...

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Donuts. Is there anything they...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Sometimes people try to read i...

Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I'm in a good mood, generally the comic strip starts out in a good mood, but the punchline is very negative and sour.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I don't have to be careful, I'...

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

It's a funny show. The charact...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

A lot of our writers, like Con...

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

As astute followers of 'Life i...

As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Basically, everything I try to...

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Because good writing in a TV c...

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Cartooning is for people who c...

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Don't have a cow, man....

Don't have a cow, man.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Everybody doesn't have to get ...

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

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