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My standard comment is, If yo...

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

No matter how good you are at...

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

You know, I've been thinking....

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side and the guy's hands get all sticky. But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to. I don't know how you do it? You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so. I've just never mentioned it. But it's time you knew how I feel. I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up. Goodbye, my wife.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I plead alignment to the flak...

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I've been deadline-driven for...

I've been deadline-driven for my whole grown-up life, and that hasn't gone away. It is nice to be able to reflect about the big picture, about what kind of stories you want to tell, and how to take advantage of success.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

How is education supposed to ...

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Matt Groening 217 quotes

You know, the courts may not ...

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Warning signs that lover is b...

Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

But Marge, what if we chose t...

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Lisa: 'Do we have any food th...

Lisa: 'Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?' Homer: 'Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.'

Matt Groening 217 quotes

When you're as important as I...

When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

My life changed when I was ab...

My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived".

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I was very disturbed when Jes...

I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. What did the pigs do? I could never figure that out. It just seemed very un-Christian. Technically, I'm an agnostic, but I definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall TV schedule.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I have to say that The Simpso...

I have to say that The Simpsons comes from a huge number of great writers headed by Al Jean, the show-runner, and the work that they do is really fantastic. It's a blast just to sit around with them in the writers' room and listen to all the filthy jokes that will never get on the air.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Anxiety and hostility seem to...

Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I'm normally not a praying ma...

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Matt Groening 217 quotes

For some reason, a lot of Hol...

For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

The amazing thing about Freak...

The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Ah, sweet pity. Where would m...

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

Matt Groening 217 quotes

The thing about a cartoon is,...

The thing about a cartoon is, you can do whatever you want. The tightrope that we are walking on 'The Simpsons' and 'Futurama' is "How do you continue to surprise the audience, but make them good surprises?" Not every surprise is good, but you want to continue jolting people.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....