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It's not easy to juggle a pre...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

When will people learn? Democ...

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I like my beer cold, my TV lo...

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I would prefer to listen to a...

I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

The French are funny, sex is ...

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Everybody is clever, just in ...

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways

Matt Groening 217 quotes

The world ends when I die. An...

The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't ...

NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I can't believe it! Reading a...

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

Matt Groening 217 quotes

A woman is like beer. They lo...

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Back in high school, I wrote ...

Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid at the time. I had this idea of an angry father yelling "Bart," and Bart sounds kind of like bark - like a barking dog.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

You know boys, a nuclear reac...

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

You know, I've been thinking....

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side and the guy's hands get all sticky. But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to. I don't know how you do it? You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so. I've just never mentioned it. But it's time you knew how I feel. I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up. Goodbye, my wife.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Warning signs that lover is b...

Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

You know, the courts may not ...

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

How is education supposed to ...

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I've been deadline-driven for...

I've been deadline-driven for my whole grown-up life, and that hasn't gone away. It is nice to be able to reflect about the big picture, about what kind of stories you want to tell, and how to take advantage of success.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I plead alignment to the flak...

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I believe that children are o...

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

Matt Groening 217 quotes

I always thought that televis...

I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?

Matt Groening 217 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....