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I don't have a gun, but if I d...

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

Most people are dead. Hitler. ...

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

I don't have sex drive... I ha...

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

Expensive quality work doesn't...

Expensive quality work doesn't cost more - it pays.

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To me, there's a huge differen...

To me, there's a huge difference between criticism and reviewing. I really love reading good criticism of television and film. To me, a critic is someone who analyzes a show, describes it, talks about the people in it, puts it in historical context of other shows like it, compares it and stuff, and then talks about the intent of the show and whether it failed or didn't.

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Bill has three goldfish. He bu...

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

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Apple embodies a lot of what h...

Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.

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I did a show in New Jersey in ...

I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams are narrowed down. We tell our children, 'You can do anything you want.' Their whole lives. 'You can do anything!' But this place, we take kids - they're 15, they're young - and we tell them, 'You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.'

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If you're older, you're smarte...

If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em. Even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.

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I killed my Facebook page year...

I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't doing. I think people have to get their heads around this thing. All this unmitigated input is hurting folks.

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I've started to kind of hate p...

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

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I just don't trust any of it. ...

I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow Jones, there's a part of me that goes, 'This can't be good.' None of this is real money. You know what I mean? It's not like there's actually more of anything. It's just ideas. When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.

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I used to like people more, bu...

I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like you spend time with people you never would have chosen to spend time with, not in a million years. I spend whole days with people, I'm like, 'I never would have hung out with you. I didn't choose you. Our children chose each other based on no criteria by the way. They're the same size. They don't care who they make me hang out with.'

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I'm a good citizen. I'm a good...

I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

The only road to doing good sh...

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.

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Stereotypically speaking femin...

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

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If you had a jetpack you'd be ...

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

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Young people don't even consid...

Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.

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I've always got the road. Stan...

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

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I'm bored' is a useless thing ...

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say 'I'm bored.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....