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I do feel a lot of times like ...

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

I grew up watching all these c...

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

Breaking records is not someth...

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

When I was first divorced, I s...

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

I wish I could know everything...

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

To me the goal of comedy is to...

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

There's two kinds of press tha...

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

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It's hard to know where your t...

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

The thing is, comedy's gone in...

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

Most people are dead. Did you ...

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

It's a positive thing to talk ...

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

Comedy isn't polite and it isn...

Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

A very painful part of being a...

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

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Well, when I was younger, I li...

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

If you're a woman and a guy's ...

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

I like pressure. Pressure does...

I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know?

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There are people that re...


There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

I've learned from experience t...

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

Some things I think are very c...

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

I'm bored' is a useless thing ...

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

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