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I could never sit down and wri...

I could never sit down and write jokes.

Louis C.K. 341 quotes

Everything that people say is ...

Everything that people say is testable.

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My ex-wife, she really didn't ...

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

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I just love learning. I think ...

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

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I learned that money can be a ...

I learned that money can be a lot of things,It can be something that is hoarded, fought over, protected, stolen and withheld. Or it can be like an energy, fueled by the desire, will, creative interest, need to laugh, of large groups of people. And it can be shuffled and pushed around and pooled together to fuel a common interest, jokes about garbage, penises and parenthood.

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I always tell my kids to cut a...

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.

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Feeling unsure and lost is par...

Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.

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I'm not raising the children-I...

I'm not raising the children-I'm raising the grown-ups that they're going to be.

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Self-love is a good thing but ...

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go 'Uh, I'm kind of an asshole.'

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People say, 'My phone sucks.' ...

People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn't! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.

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My kids and I figured out that...

My kids and I figured out that there's a third kind of person, and I don't know what you call them, but it's somebody who sees that the glass is always full because it's half full with water and half full with nothing, so that's the third kind of person. I don't know what it is.

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Everything's amazing right now...

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

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I've been having a lot of trou...

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.

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I have a lot of beliefs and I ...

I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them.

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Most people are dead. Did you ...

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

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The only pitch I have to movie...

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

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Whenever I've encountered a Ch...

Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'

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A lot of TV is put together by...

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.

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Comedians work great as actors...

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.

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When you're a father in a marr...

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

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