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I would like to play Pebble B...

I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.

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I think comics in New York ar...

I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.

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I've always really liked thea...

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

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I started playing golf when I...

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.

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Harry Reid is not funny; he's...

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

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I was broke until I was 40. R...

I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.

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If I get a week off, I'll go ...

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.

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If you're going to vote for s...

If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

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A father and two sons run Ade...

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'

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As psychotic as it gets outsi...

As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.

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Basically I wake up in the mo...

Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up 'The New York Times,' and I look at the front page and realize that once again I'm wrong. I start to fixate on stuff.

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When it comes to idiots, Amer...

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

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Parenting isn't just parentin...

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.

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In my lifetime, we've gone fr...

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

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It took forever for me to get...

It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'

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There's no such thing as soy ...

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

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You've got to be stupid to he...

You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.

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The whole Valentine's thing i...

The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.

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The worst thing about Hallowe...

The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.

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I like coffee because it give...

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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