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Phoenix is great. I love Phoen...

Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix, .. I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I love -what's that place called? AZ 88. I had never had a cheese crisp, so I went to - oh, can't remember. We went to the State Fair, where I was all about the deep-fried Twinkie. I ate every deep-fried thing - oh, it was heavenly. I ate until I got sick.

Kathy Griffin 114 quotes

Why would you want to keep the...

Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.

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I love to make fun of fashion ...

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

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That's what I loved about Temp...

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Kathy Griffin 114 quotes

Do you remember a little pheno...

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It's incredible that I didn't die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

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I am what you call a non-belie...

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

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Most people unfamiliar with th...

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. 'You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.Ђќ Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

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I have a no-apology policy. No...

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

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Remember, folks, I am a comedi...

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

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I'm on every worst-dressed lis...

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

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Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real ce...

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

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Pretty much everywhere I go, I...

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

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I prefer being known for my st...

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

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I'm saying that she (Whitney H...

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer......the way Courtney Love is a singer.

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It was sweaty Whitney (Houston...

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

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I'm also doing a special for C...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

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To give up my job as a temp an...

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

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My act has always reflected wh...

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

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I prefer big Oprah. I know Opr...

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be...ahm....voluptuous!

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I constantly say things that I...

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....