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I just want silence... Jesus,...

I just want silence... Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

On Furnishing One's Home - Pi...

On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

You go ahead. I'd rather not ...

You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

What Im trying to say is that...

What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

You're like a tornado of bull...

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

That woman was sexy. . . . Ou...

That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

No, you can't go getting mad ...

No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not...

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

I'm not a guy who curses very ...

I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

I kind of came to the conclusi...

I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

[The] majority of the girls wo...

[The] majority of the girls working there had major emotional problems. And not cries-too-much emotional problems; more like stabs-her-boyfriend-with-a-steak-knife-then-falls-into-a-corner-and-starts-whispering-to-herself emotional problems.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

My parents had irrational fear...

My parents had irrational fears of Mexico and assumed that once you crossed the border, drug runners made you swallow a heroin balloon and then within the hour you were in a bathtub full of ice and they were harvesting your kidneys.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

Sometimes its nice when people...

Sometimes its nice when people you love need you.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

Los Angeles is like San Diego'...

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not...

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

I'm not a guy who curses very ...

I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

On Furnishing One's Home - Pic...

On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

I was an angst-y journal writi...

I was an angst-y journal writing kid.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

I almost feel like I'm unoffen...

I almost feel like I'm unoffendable now. I can roll with whatever.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

You're like a tornado of bulls...

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

Justin Halpern 31 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....