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You just have to keep trying t...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

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I don't care about wealth. Wha...

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

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Fatherhood is great because yo...

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

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I'm too short to host a late-n...

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

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I've always liked Atlanta. And...

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

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I was born in New York City, b...

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

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I was born with an adult head ...

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

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If you watch the news and don'...

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

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Yesterday, the president met w...

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

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A joke is a joke. There's an e...

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

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I heard Dennis Kucinich say in...

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'

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I'm thrilled to be asked to ho...

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

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If your regime is not strong e...

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

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McVeigh's lawyer got him the d...

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

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More than 150 heads of state a...

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

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Here's the point - you're look...

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

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If the events of September 11,...

If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

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If you're going to give people...

If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.

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Many of our soldiers are stati...

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.

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Our culture is just a series o...

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....