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I want a sandwich named after me.

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In fourteen hundred ninety-tw...

In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America. Now, some have argued Columbus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen had discovered America centuries earlier, or that you really can't get credit for discovering a land already populated by indigenous people with a developed civilization. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.

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The only time a politico will...

The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.

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Songwriting is the way of per...

Songwriting is the way of perpetual want. Songwriters are the blessed/cursed people. You will never have a moment's peace in your life. You will always be wanting the next song.

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Watching Fox, that's like wat...

Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts.

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Bush proposed a constitutiona...

Bush proposed a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Some saw the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others saw it as a cynical ploy to ensure that Vice President... Cheney will never have to pay for his gay daughter's wedding.

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If the events of September 11,...

If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

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Our culture is just a series o...

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.

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The problem with the Tea Party...

The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.

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No one is better at not beatin...

No one is better at not beating America than England.

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The Westboro Baptist Church is...

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

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When you think about it, Alask...

When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.

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Corporations are the only reas...

Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.

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The more you delve into scienc...

The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.

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It's great having Bruce Spring...

It's great having Bruce Springsteen on my show. We have so much in common! We're both from New Jersey, just from different neighborhoods. Sort of like how Martin Luther King and Margaret Mitchell both came from Atlanta. But from different neighborhoods.

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The government that governs be...

The government that governs best, governs best!

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Evil is relatively rare. Ignor...

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

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They may want to insist that c...

They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.

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The bias of the mainstream med...

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.

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And try as I might, I am havin...

And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.

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