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Here's the point - you're loo...

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

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If the events of September 11...

If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

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Many of our soldiers are stat...

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.

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The Internet is just a world ...

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

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The Supreme Court ruled that ...

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day ...

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

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More than 150 heads of state ...

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

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I want to look back on my car...

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

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Why is it that if you take ad...

Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?

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McVeigh's lawyer got him the ...

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

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I'm too short to host a late-...

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

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Liberal and conservative have...

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in ...

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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There is no such thing as an ...

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.

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I heard Dennis Kucinich say i...

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'

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I was born in New York City, ...

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

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The seven marvels that best r...

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

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You just have to keep trying ...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

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I'm thrilled to be asked to h...

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

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If your regime is not strong ...

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....