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What's all this fuss about plu...

What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

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They say atomic rad-i-ation ca...

They say atomic rad-i-ation can hurt your reproductive organs. My answer is, so can a hockey stick. But we don't stop building them.

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Despite the fact that computer...

Despite the fact that computer speeds are measured in nanoseconds and picoseconds - one billionth and one trillionth of a second, respectively - the smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.

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Your chances of getting hit by...

Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say 'Storms suck!!

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In Hollywood if you don't have...

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

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Only lie about the future....

Only lie about the future.

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I know you've been married to ...

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

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Married men live longer than s...

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

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The difference between divorce...

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

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Ronald Reagan just signed the ...

Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

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Nancy Reagan fell down and bro...

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

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As you all know by now, this i...

As you all know by now, this is the 51st annual Academy Awards. Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

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I can't say I ever wanted to b...

I can't say I ever wanted to become an entertainer. I already was one, sort of-around the house, at school, doing my magic tricks, throwing my voice and doing Popeye impersonations. People thought I was funny; so I kind of took entertaining for granted It was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.

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Happiness is.....finding two o...

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

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We're more effective than birt...

We're more effective than birth control pills.

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Happiness is having a rare ste...

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

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Happiness is a tiger in your t...

Happiness is a tiger in your tank and a pussycat in your back seat.

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Happiness is sitting down to w...

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.

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It was so hot today I saw a ro...

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles.It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.

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Air Canada. That's a good name...

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....