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It's the lack of this kind of...

It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with sexual hang-ups.

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I heard from my cat's lawyer ...

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

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Find me any performer anywher...

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

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It was so hot today I saw a r...

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles.It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself.

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Talking about sexual morality...

Talking about sexual morality, I wouldn't agree that it's declining, but it's certainly changing. Young and old, we are very much in the process of taking a fresh look at the whole issue of morality. The only decline that's taking place - and it's about time - is in the old puritanical concept that sex is equated with sin.

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Democracy is the eagle on the...

Democracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar bill, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 leaves on a branch, 13 tail feathers, and 13 stars over its head - this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was bad luck for the Indians, bad luck for the trees, bad luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle.

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If you're happy in what you'r...

If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.

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The good news is that the pre...

The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.

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I get sick of that old ration...

I get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce.

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We resort, frankly, to pies, w...

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

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There was this billy goat at a...

There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, 'It was all right but I liked the book better.'

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George Burns has been on my sh...

George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

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Democracy is buying a big hous...

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

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We have two kinds of air: regu...

We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style.

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I'm often asked, 'What is your...

I'm often asked, 'What is your favorite moment during the 30 years you hosted The Tonight Show?' I really don't have just one. The times I enjoyed the most were the spontaneous, unplanned segments that just happened, like Ed Ames' infamous 'Tomahawk Toss' that produced one of the longest laughs in television history. When these lucky moments happen, you just go with them and enjoy the experience and high of the moment.

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That would have been a great t...

That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.

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Happiness is discovering the p...

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

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An oxymoron? What's that? A mo...

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

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Happiness is being served with...

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

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Happiness is seeing your son d...

Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....