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I never analyze it. Analyzing...

I never analyze it. Analyzing it would just be a waste of time. I just go out and do it.

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Did you know Richard Nixon is...

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

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Never marry a girl named 'Mar...

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

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George Burns has been on my s...

George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

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For days after death hair and...

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

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Never ask your wife if she st...

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

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We resort, frankly, to pies, ...

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

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I feel the one sensible thing...

I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.

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I have no use for eight house...

I have no use for eight houses, 88 cars and 500 suits. I can't eat but one steak at a time. I don't want but one woman. It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth.

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Americans, too many of them, ...

Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You're going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and by the network brass - if you joke about doctors, lawyers, dentists, scientists, bus drivers, I don't care who. You can't make a joke about Catholics, Negroes, Jews, Italians, politicians, dogs or cats. In fact, politicians, dogs and cats are the most sacred institutions in America.

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I've worked ever since I was ...

I've worked ever since I was a kid with a two-bit kit of magic tricks trying to improve my skills at entertaining whatever public I had - and to make myself ready, whenever the breaks came, to entertain a wider and more demanding public.

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Ronald Reagan just signed the...

Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

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I hated my last boss. He aske...

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.

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Democracy is buying a big hou...

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

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Adults ask questions as a chi...

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

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There's a big difference betw...

There's a big difference between being a loner and being lonely. I'm far from lonely. My day is full of things I enjoy, starting with my show. Any time my work is going well and I have a relationship with a woman that's pretty solid, that does it for me.

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Pittsburgh is kind of like Ne...

Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.

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From the time I was a little ...

From the time I was a little kid, I was always shy. Performing was when I was outgoing. So I guess I am a loner. I get claustrophobia if a lot of people are around.

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There are very few Japanese J...

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.

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I can't go anywhere without b...

I can't go anywhere without being bugged by somebody. I'd love to just hike out down the street, or drop in a restaurant, or wander in the park, or take my kids somewhere without collecting a trail of people. But I can't.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....