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I don't jerk off because I'm ...

I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

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I came from the last couple o...

I came from the last couple of years in a generation where we didn't have a computer around so we didn't waste as much time on the internet as we do now so I had large chuncks of time which to devote to doing something.

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Someday, everything will make...

Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.

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Half of my heart's got a real...

Half of my heart's got a real good imagination, half of my heart's got you. . .Half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that half of my heart won't do.

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Anybody who tells you to have...

Anybody who tells you to have a fallback plan are people who had a fallback plan, didn’t follow their dreams, and don’t want you to either.

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Fender Custom Shop made this ...

Fender Custom Shop made this nickel plated Stratbelieve it or not, it sounds incredible.

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In a time when everything can...

In a time when everything can be next day and ordered and put on credit and paid for, music to me is promise, all promise, very little realization. It's the promise of walking into a room with a guitar and not being sure you will leave with an idea that will take, not being sure it won't slip away from you.

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So scared of getting older I'...

So scared of getting older I'm only good at being young So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun.

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If you're good, and you know ...

If you're good, and you know you're good, and you know you're better than those people getting paid to do it, you still have to have an open ear….Nobody's music is the enemy of your music…The idea that someone else has made it when they shouldn't have made it is toxic thinking.

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How come everything I need al...

How come everything I need always comes with batteries?

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I find myself in situations t...

I find myself in situations that I know would be unbelievable pictures and I have to gauge, Is this worth taking the camera out? Am I gonna lose the moment? Am I gonna get a dirty look from Sting?

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How dare you say it's nothing...

How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.

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I am beginning to know what i...

I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!

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Tore up my heart and shut it ...

Tore up my heart and shut it down. Nothing to do, nowhere to be. A simple little kind of free. Nothing to do, no one but me, and that's all I need. I'm perfectly lonely.

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You get to a certain age where...

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.

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I've figured out my learning c...

I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.

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There's a constantly applicabl...

There's a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical.

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I'm a good music provider, and...

I'm a good music provider, and I'm fine with that. I'm a quality music manufacturer.

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I scientifically engineer my m...

I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible.

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It's so interesting how succes...

It's so interesting how success hits people and how they react to it.

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