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I'm funny how, I mean funny l...

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

Women, aren't they perfect? I...

Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

My father loved me so much th...

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

You try too hard. Winners for...

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

I love to star in movies, but...

I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no good. I mean, that will just kill you.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

I dyed my hair blonde in that...

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

I'm just some lunatic macaron...

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

My father loved me so much th...

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I don't know if it's the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

I've been married three times...

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

Did Mad freakin' Max just cal...

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

Scorsese and De Niro taught m...

Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself as the average guy. Sometimes the average guy belongs in a role more than your matinee idol-type of person. We have to have people we can relate to.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

Ah, I don't do interviews, rea...

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

I've been married three times,...

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

Did Mad freakin' Max just call...

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

I couldn't get any jobs, and w...

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

Sure, mom, I settle down with ...

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

I'm funny how, I mean funny li...

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

You win, you win. You lose, yo...

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

A winner forgets he's in a rac...

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

My father loved me so much tha...

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

Joe Pesci 14 quotes

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....