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Opening day -- or Opening Day...

Opening day -- or Opening Day. Depending on how you feel about it.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

If you had a pill that would ...

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

For a hundred years, the owne...

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

You spend a good deal of your...

You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Statistics are about as inter...

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

We were like farm animals com...

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Lots of people look up to Bil...

Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Jim Pagliaroni joined the clu...

Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with and said, “It's hard to say exactly what she looked like. She was kind of Joe Torre with tits.” This joke can only be explained with a picture of Joe Torre. But I'm not sure any exist. He dissolves camera lenses.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Back then, if you had a sore ...

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

You spend a good piece of you...

You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Baseball players are smarter ...

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Statistics are about as intere...

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Back then, if you had a sore a...

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Opening day -- or Opening Day....

Opening day -- or Opening Day. Depending on how you feel about it.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

If you had a pill that would g...

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Forget goals. Value the proces...

Forget goals. Value the process.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

You're only as smart as your E...

You're only as smart as your ERA.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

For a hundred years, the owner...

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

Jim Pagliaroni joined the club...

Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with and said, 'It's hard to say exactly what she looked like. She was kind of Joe Torre with tits.Ђќ This joke can only be explained with a picture of Joe Torre. But I'm not sure any exist. He dissolves camera lenses.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

It never hurts to apologize, e...

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.

Jim Bouton 21 quotes

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