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Don't give me paper - I can g...

Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

If you think childlike, you'l...

If you think childlike, you'll stay young. If you keep your energy going, and do everything with a little flair, you're gunna stay young. But most people do things without energy, and they atrophy their mind as well as their body. You have to think young, you have to laugh a lot, and you have to have good feelings for everyone in the world, because if you don't, it's going to come inside, your own poison, and it's over.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

You might as well like yourse...

You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

Comedy is a man in trouble. A...

Comedy is a man in trouble. And without it, there's no humor.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

I have nothing against women....

I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

I never got a formal education...

I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

I have a loyalty that runs in ...

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

Every man's dream is to be abl...

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

I turned down 'Some Like It Ho...

I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

If you're an old pro, you know...

If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

I am probably the most selfish...

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

I have some very personal feel...

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

This is the pain pacemaker. I'...

This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know?

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

I've had the greatest respect ...

I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

I've had great success being a...

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

If I'm going to Hell, I'm goin...

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

I have a loyalty that runs in ...

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

Every man's dream is to be abl...

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

Adrenaline is wonderful. It co...

Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

Gambling is part of the human ...

Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them.

Jerry Lewis 86 quotes

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