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The White House has finally f...

The White House has finally found one guy that kinda remembers serving with President Bush in the National Guard. Now they just need to find someone who remembers Bush working on an economic plan. ... I think the White House spent more money looking for this guy than finding weapons of mass destruction.

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John Kerry fell off of his bi...

John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. He went for a Sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of the news media. Luckily, his hair broke the fall so it's not as serious. ... Thankfully, Senator Kerry was not seriously injured. In fact, when the police arrived, Kerry was well enough to give conflicting reports to the officers about what happened.

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President Bush says he has ju...

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

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President Clinton says he loo...

President Clinton says he looks forward to the day a citizen can call the IRS and get the right answer to a question. I look forward to the day I can call the IRS and get a voice that says, 'Sorry, that number has been disconnected.'

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The NFL draft is going to be ...

The NFL draft is going to be this Thursday. That's a huge night for college players. That's the night they start being paid over the table.

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President Bush demanded that ...

President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize. Can you imagine that -- Bush demanding an apology for someone stumbling over his words? ... Kerry should have tried the Bush strategy: say so many stupid things, no one cares anymore.

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It really kind of looks like ...

It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink John Kerry now is an Al Gore endorsement.

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Kerry has already begun his s...

Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick him. Pick him? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will marry him.

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Rick Perry has made so many g...

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.

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It was reported in the paper ...

It was reported in the paper that President Bush received a 'warm reception' from the Daytona 500 drivers. Well sure, the drivers had never met anyone who was sponsored by more oil companies than they were.

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John Kerry accused President ...

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

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Some sad news, President Bush...

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

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U.S. Government has said they...

U.S. Government has said they are now going to go after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You know what they should do? They should transfer bin Laden's funds to my bank. They'd mess up his deposits, screw up his statement and nickel and dime him to death with service charges.

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Well, there's a bright side t...

Well, there's a bright side to this for Ken Lay. You know, throughout the years Ken Lay has been a big campaign contributor to the Republican Party. So now, he'll be able to meet with those same people when he goes to prison.

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What's the difference between...

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence.

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President Bush is now focusin...

President Bush is now focusing on jobs. I think the one job he's focusing most on is his own. The White House is now backtracking from its prediction that 2.6 million new jobs will be created in the U.S. this year. They say they were off by roughly 2.6 million jobs.

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65% of people say that cheati...

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

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John Kerry met with Ralph Nad...

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

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A new poll says that if the e...

A new poll says that if the election were held today, both John Kerry and John Edwards would beat President Bush by double digit margins. The White House is so worried about this, they're now thinking of moving up the capture of Osama Bin Laden to next month.

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The French announced today th...

The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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