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Right now, America looks like ...

Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world.

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Besides my great fashion sense...

Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

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Well, that's an evil smile......

Well, that's an evil smile...

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I don't believe in making war ...

I don't believe in making war with food. Food is not the enemy. Said by Claire in The 5th Horseman

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Oh no! Don't drag us away from...

Oh no! Don't drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch! -Max

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The funny thing about facing i...

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.

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I stared at her in amazement. ...

I stared at her in amazement. 'How do you even live with yourself?'...'You're willing to sell children to a foreign government so they can be used as weapons, possibly against other Americans. I don't get it. Were you hiding behind a door on morals and ethics day?...You couldn't mother someone if they shot five gallons of estrogen into your veins.

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I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs v...

I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing

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Okay, okay, okay. I understood...

Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help myself

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So you have you price,' I sai...

So you have you price,' I said with a mouthful of crumbs. 'Your soul for a cookie.' Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird.

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Dr. Martinez: 'I take it you ...

Dr. Martinez: 'I take it you don't want me to call your parent?' Max: 'Uh, no.' Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please?

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In the dictionary, next to the...

In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be.

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Gazzy: 'What does that mean?...

Gazzy: 'What does that mean?' (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!) Fang: 'It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn.

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Because what's worse than know...

Because what's worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?

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How did you become blind, uh, ...

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?' Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.

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Max: 'Fang! This is a huge br...

Max: 'Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!' Fang: 'But we're grounded.' Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)

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Nudge: 'I look like prep scho...

Nudge: 'I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.

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Gazzy: 'Captain, like the cap...

Gazzy: 'Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.

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What I said yesterday didn't m...

What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!' 'Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me.' Max: (tries to punch him) 'Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it.' Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)

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Fang: 'There is one bright si...

Fang: 'There is one bright side to this.' Max: 'Yeah? What's that?' The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us? Fang: *grins* You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much. Max: My shriek of appalled rage would probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....