Mike Lowrey: You know, I'm so sick of this bullshit! Am I supposed to apologize for my family leaving me money? All I ever wanted to do was be a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first one there, and the last one to leave, so you know what, fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck everybody that's got a problem with Mike Lowery.
Marcus Burnett: I love you, man.
Mike Lowrey: Fuck you!
Marcus Burnett: I do.
Mike Lowrey: Shut up, you slowass driver. You drive like a bitch!
Marcus Burnett: Why I gotta be all that? Tell you what, I'll drive off this fuckin cliff if you keep fuckin with me. Then it'll be two bitches in the sea. My wife knows I'm no bitch. I'm a bad boy!