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As a well-known great man woul...

As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, 'Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.

Gracie Allen 46 quotes

When you learn to make everybo...

When you learn to make everybody happy, you will possess the golden secret of how to milk the contented voters. But do it in such a way that they won't think you want them to vote for you just because you need the money.They need the money, and besides, they can think up other reasons if they try.

Gracie Allen 46 quotes

Today millions of people are l...

Today millions of people are living who will never do it again. Millions are being born for the first time-and millions are doing nothing because it's the best offer they've had this week. ... It is for these people and many others that the Surprise Party is conceived and desecrated, founded upon the principle that everybody is just as good as anybody else, even though they aren't quite so smart.

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I fully realize that every pro...

I fully realize that every promise I make, the Republicans will double and the Democrats will redouble. They think this will make me vulnerable, but they don't know I have some tricks up my sleeve, along with a box of raisins to munch on while I'm waiting for the returns to come in.

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Try to understand me. Nothing ...

Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible.

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Every politician must be able ...

Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground.

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I think there's so much good i...

I think there's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about.

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Cultivate friendships. If you ...

Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

Gracie Allen 46 quotes

This recipe is certainly silly...

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

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Smartness runs in my family. W...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

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This used to be a government o...

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

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Gracie comes home from the hos...

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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My husband will never chase an...

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]

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This used to be a government o...

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

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When my mother had to get dinn...

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

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I read a book twice as fast as...

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

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The President of today is just...

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

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Brains, integrity, and force m...

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

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When I was born I was so surpr...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a
half.

Gracie Allen 46 quotes

When I was born I was so surpr...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Gracie Allen 46 quotes

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