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I started boxing for exercise...

I started boxing for exercise, and on the very first day, the trainer got in the ring with me and said, 'Whoever controls the breathing in the ring controls the fight.' I immediately passed out.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

First of all, I'm not the kin...

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I actually think I'm more of ...

I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I've never had anyone put on ...

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

You know it's funny that none...

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I am interested in how human ...

I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I practice safe sex - I use a...

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I'm good in bed, actually, an...

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I watch the news, which is it...

I watch the news, which is its own reality show. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's funny and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I don't think I'm severely po...

I don't think I'm severely politically active. I care deeply, and I have my strong personal beliefs. I think America is dancing on thin ice. But I think it's bigger even than a political issue. I wonder about the evolution of the human race and spirit and what our goals and reasons for living are.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I've been on a state of high ...

I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I'm proud of Larry Sanders an...

I'm proud of Larry Sanders and proud of every single person who went on that journey. It's a very special show to me, and I've learned a lot of lessons from it. I need to find something where I can learn some more lessons, and then I'll do that project.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

The comic strip is what I loo...

The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I remember learning to drive ...

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I met a new girl at a barbecu...

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

Was the Buddha married? His w...

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

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I don't talk about my hair an...

I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

Some people think the world w...

Some people think the world will end in 2012. I think we've got until 2014. I'm an optimist.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

Oysters are supposed to enhan...

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

I'm very loyal in a relations...

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

Garry Shandling 53 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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