Just to make this clear. I don...

Just to make this clear. I don't get any wires because I'm the thespian of the group.

Patrick: No this is how it is ...

Patrick: No this is how it is dude. This is the action movie, and you guys are the action stars, and I'm the beat character you guys needed to call in.
Pete: Nah you're the gadget guy. Every action movie has a gadget guy!
Patrick: I know every action movie has a gadget guy, but-
Pete: Nah, you hate being the gadget guy, huh?
Patrick: Nah..
Pete: Really?
Patrick: Yeah.
Pete: Besides, you wear glasses.
Patrick: *Tosses glasses away* Now, I am a horrible gadget guy.

No, it's just like a Fall Out ...

No, it's just like a Fall Out boy factory.

I've been broke on every singl...

I've been broke on every single tour we've been on.

You can take the dude out of A...

You can take the dude out of America but you can't take America out of the dude.

Uh Pete? It's cool. I think he...

Uh Pete? It's cool. I think he can fit his head through now.

Pete: Yo you're super hot.

Pete: Yo you're super hot.
Interviewer: Thanks, I try.

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Interviewer: What kind of game...

Interviewer: What kind of games did you play?
Pete: I tried that game where you raise a virtual dog?
Interviewer: Nintendogs?
Pete: Yeah, it's so lifelike. It's just like my real dog in real life it doesn't even listen to a f***ing word I say.
Interviewer: Oh?
Pete: Yeah, I kept talking into the thing and it wasn't listening to me.

Pete: You're wearing my pants,...

Pete: You're wearing my pants, you son of a b**ch!
Patrick: These can't be yours, they're the guy version.

Pete: Why are you wearing my p...

Pete: Why are you wearing my pants?
Patrick: I don't know.
Dirty: There's like two in the world and both of them have it.

Interviewer: They're still f**...

Interviewer: They're still f***in' fun.
Joe: I don't like to swear..

Dirty: Since it's Charlie's bi...

Dirty: Since it's Charlie's birthday I am giving him ten dollars *gives him $10*.
Charlie: Actually, his real presents are his credit cards.
Dirty: Did you steal those from me when I was asleep?
Charlie: No, I just picked those up out of your pocket.
Dirty: Arrggghhh

Jason had this super bad f*** ...

Jason had this super bad f*** up, but other than that he was all right.

Interviewer: It's Mister Peter...

Interviewer: It's Mister Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the third. And Patrick.
Patrick: I have such a short name compared to that one.

We totally know who you are, y...

We totally know who you are, you jerk. Get out of my face *smiles*.

Yeah, Pete's in love with Star...

Yeah, Pete's in love with Starbucks I think it's actually his morning ritual.

Oh, you love me? I love me too...

Oh, you love me? I love me too!

Pete: Oh my God it's Patrick S...

Pete: Oh my God it's Patrick Stump!
Patrick: Oh my God I am!

Pete's gonna come by with Star...

Pete's gonna come by with Starbucks and.. I don't know, spill it on it, then everyone dies...?

Joe: I mean, I'm a little dude...

Joe: I mean, I'm a little dude, she's a little girl, and-- No, what I mean is--
Pete: Gross. Haha.