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Edward Lear

I am in a very unsettled cond...

I am in a very unsettled condition, as the oyster said when they poured melted butter all over his back.

Edward Lear 35 quotes
Edward Lear

There was an Old Man of the Ea...

There was an Old Man of the East, Who gave all his children a feast; But they all ate so much, and their conduct was such, That it killed that Old Man of the East.

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Edward Lear

There was an Old Person of Bra...

There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray.

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Edward Lear

It takes a long time to make a...

It takes a long time to make a painter - even with a good artist's education - but without one it tries the patience of Job; it is a great thing if one does not go backward.

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Edward Lear

There was an Old Man of Messin...

There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the perfect delight of Messina.

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Edward Lear

It's a fact the whole world kn...

It's a fact the whole world knows,
That Pobbles are happier without their toes.

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Edward Lear

They danced by the light of th...

They danced by the light of the moon.

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Edward Lear

There was a Young Lady of Pool...

There was a Young Lady of Poole, Whose soup was excessively cool; So she put it to boil, by the aid of some oil, That ingenious Young Lady of Poole.

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Edward Lear

A vile beastly rottenheaded fo...

A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off.

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Edward Lear

Who, or why, or which, or what...

Who, or why, or which, or what,
Is the Akhond of Swat?

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Edward Lear

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went...

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat.

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Edward Lear

How pleasant to know Mr. Lear!...

How pleasant to know Mr. Lear!
Who has written such volumes of stuff!
Some think him ill-tempered and queer,
But a few think him pleasant enough.

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Edward Lear

It's a fact the whole world kn...

It's a fact the whole world knows; That Pobbles are happier without their toes.

Edward Lear 35 quotes
Edward Lear

I was much distressed by next ...

I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace.

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Edward Lear

There was an old man with a be...

There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.

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Edward Lear

They dined on mince, and slice...

They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.

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Edward Lear

And what can we expect if we h...

And what can we expect if we haven't any dinner, But to lose our teeth and eyelashes and keep on growing thinner?

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Edward Lear

And they brought an Owl, and a...

And they brought an Owl, and a useful Cart, And a pound of Rice, and a CranberryTart, And a hive of silvery Bees. And they brought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws, And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws, and forty Bottles of Ring-Bo-Ree, And no end of Stilton Cheese.

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Edward Lear

There was a Young Person in pi...

There was a Young Person in pink, Who called out for something to drink; But they said, 'O my daughter, there's nothing but water!' Which vexed that Young Person in pink.

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Edward Lear

When awful darkness and silenc...

When awful darkness and silence reign Over the great Gromboolian plain, Through the long, long wintry nights;

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