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Drew Carey

I moved from Cleveland to L.A....

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

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Drew Carey

I used to go to the Cleveland ...

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

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Drew Carey

I work with a place in Santa M...

I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.

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Drew Carey

I'd buy joke books and try doi...

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

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Drew Carey

I'm not against ratings per se...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

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Drew Carey

I've always got stuff in my he...

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

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Drew Carey

I've got to say that I don't s...

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

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Drew Carey

If you're wearing a Bluetooth ...

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

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Drew Carey

The hardest diet I was ever on...

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

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Drew Carey

There's a game called Checkout...

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

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Drew Carey

There's nothing like the energ...

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

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Drew Carey

TV is easier: it's all planned...

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

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Drew Carey

What good is democracy if you ...

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

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Drew Carey

Things don't make me nearly as...

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

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Drew Carey

I used to go to the library al...

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

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Drew Carey

You say tomato, I say bourbon ...

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

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Drew Carey

I was raised by just my mom. S...

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter..

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Drew Carey

That's the great thing about h...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

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Drew Carey

Look, this is an odd question,...

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

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Drew Carey

The difference between Las Veg...

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

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