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The difference between Las Ve...

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

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I've got to say that I don't ...

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

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I honestly think that it auto...

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me.

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Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It ...

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

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'The Price Is Right,' it was ...

'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me.

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It doesn't matter how smart y...

It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.

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For 'Power of 10,' you can lo...

For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.

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I'm never afraid to die. I th...

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

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George Carlin is kind of my t...

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.

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Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosev...

Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

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Isn't it amazing that the Ger...

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

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Trust me, kids - your homewor...

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

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When I'm working, I'm going t...

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

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You know what I worry about? ...

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

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Violence doesn't solve anythi...

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

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I used to go to the library a...

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

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I don't think there's hardly ...

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

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Look, this is an odd question...

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

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I never thought I was a liber...

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

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But sports photography isn't s...

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

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