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He shifted his weight from foo...

He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each.

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Reality is hopelessly inaccura...

Reality is hopelessly inaccurate.

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The reason why so many sects h...

The reason why so many sects hang around airports looking for converts: they know that people there are at their most vulnerable and perplexed, and ready to accept any kind of guidance.

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The lights went out in his eye...

The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever.

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Imagine a puddle waking up one...

Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ' This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in; fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well! It must have been made to have me in it!

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The Answer to the Great Questi...

The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

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High on a rocky promontory sat...

High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.

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My doctor says that I have a m...

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.

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Ford carried on counting quiet...

Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying 'Blood...blood...blood...blood...

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Shee, you guys are so unhip it...

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

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So this is it,' said Arthur, ...

So this is it,' said Arthur, 'We are going to die.' 'Yes,' said Ford, 'except... no! Wait a minute!' He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. 'What's this switch?' he cried. 'What? Where?' cried Arthur, twisting round. 'No, I was only fooling,' said Ford, 'we are going to die after all.

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This planet has - or rather ha...

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

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The History of every major Gal...

The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question 'How can we eat?' the second by the question 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the question 'Where shall we have lunch?

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Insofar as she recognized at a...

Insofar as she recognized at all that she was dreaming, she realized that she must be exploring her subconscious mind. She had heard it said that humans are supposed only to use about a tenth of their brains, and that no one was really clear what the other nine tenths were for, but she had certainly never heard it suggested that they were used for storing penguins.

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And for all the richest and mo...

And for all the richest and most successful merchants life inevitably became rather dull and niggly, and they began to imagine that this was therefore the fault of the worlds they'd settled on.

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A fragrant breeze wandered up ...

A fragrant breeze wandered up from the quiet sea, trailed along the beach, and drifted back to the sea again, wondering where to go next. On a mad impulse it went up to the beach again. It drifted back to sea.

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I'd far rather be happy than r...

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

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Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to...

Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service. Shut up. Thank you. Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door very happy. Hope your diodes rot. Thank you. Have a nice day. Stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. It is my pleasure to open for you... Zark off. ...and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done. I said zark off. Thank you for listening to this message.

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We're not obsessed by anything...

We're not obsessed by anything, you see,' insisted Ford. '...' 'And that's the deciding factor. We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.' 'I care about lots of things,' said Slartibartfast, his voice trembling partly with annoyance, but partly also with uncertainty. 'Such as?' 'Well,' said the old man, 'life, the Universe. Everything, really. Fjords.' 'Would you die for them?' 'Fjords?' blinked Slartibartfast in surprise. 'No.' 'Well then.' 'Wouldn't see the point, to be honest.

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And then, one Thursday, nearly...

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafГ© in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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