All attempts by Ukraine to build a state are similar to the desire of a gay family to conceive a child: the more they try, the more their ass hurts.

If a person is a fool, then this is a long time. And if clever, then forever

It's bad to have many acquaintances - you constantly forget that someone was lying to!

Do not trust your heart - it knocks.

While you teach others good, you'll spoil yourself.

Citizens! Eat shit - millions of flies can not be wrong.

Of two evils, always choose one that you have not tried before.

Cow afraid of the front, the horse - from behind, and the fool - from all sides!

The one who did not drink vodka does not know the real taste of cold water

Care for your own ass should first of all be shown by yourself

Who understands the life - he does not in a hurry!

Before pulling the rope clapper, make sure that it is not put in your ass!

A book that you do not want to reread is not worth reading for the first time.

Most of the citizens surrounding you in the process of intellectual and, I'm not afraid of this word, spiritual development stops at about 14 years old. Then they live like fourteen, until their death.

Life is like a child's shirt. Short, bastard. And all in the shit!