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You know, that might be the an...

You know, that might be the answer Ђ' to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.Ђќ --Colonel Korn, Catch-22

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where are the snowdens of yest...

where are the snowdens of yesteryear?

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Actually there were many offic...

Actually there were many officers' clubs that Yossarian had not helped build, but he was proudest of the one on Pianosa. It was a sturdy and complex monument to his powers of determination. Yossarian never went there to help until it was finished; then he went there often, so pleased was he with the large , fine, rambling shingled building. It was a truly splendid building, and Yossarian throbbed with a mighty sense of accomplishment each time he gazed at it and reflected that none of the work that had gone into it was

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Man was matter, that was Snowd...

Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a window, and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all.

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ВЁ Oh, IВґm not complaining. I...

ВЁ Oh, IВґm not complaining. I know thereВґs a war on. I know a lot of people are going to have to suffer for us to win it. But why must I be one of them?ВЁ

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The smartest people in Washing...

The smartest people in Washington are the political reporters. They write about their inferiors.

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It was miraculous. It was almo...

It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.

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As always occurred when he qua...

As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.

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Surely there can't be so many ...

Surely there can't be so many countries worth dying for.' Anything worth living for,' said Nately, 'is worth dying for.' And anything worth dying for,' answered the sacrilegious old man, 'is certainly worth living for.

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I am miracle ingredient Z-247....

I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman.

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Well, he died. You don't get a...

Well, he died. You don't get any older than that.

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The captain was a good chess p...

The captain was a good chess player, and the games were always interesting. Yossarian had stopped playing chess with him because the games were so interesting they were foolish.

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She was the epitome of stately...

She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.

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I'll tell you what justice is....

I'll tell you what justice is. Justice is a knee in the gut from the floor on the chin at night sneaky with a knife brought up down on the magazine of a battleship sandbagged underhanded in the dark without a word of warning

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They're trying to kill me,' Y...

They're trying to kill me,' Yossarian told him calmly. No one's trying to kill you,' Clevinger cried. Then why are they shooting at me?' Yossarian asked. They're shooting at everyone,' Clevinger answered. 'They're trying to kill everyone.' And what difference does that make?

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The night was full of horrors,...

The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts.......

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There is no disappointment so ...

There is no disappointment so numbing...as someone no better than you achieving more.

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Be glad you're even alive.' Be...

Be glad you're even alive.' Be furious you're going to die.

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Yossarian was cold, too, and s...

Yossarian was cold, too, and shivering uncontrollably. He felt goose pimples clacking all over him as he gazed down despondently at the grim secret Snowden had spilled all over the messy floor. It was easy to read the message in his entrails. Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a window and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all. I'm cold,' Snowden said. 'I'm cold.

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So many things were testing hi...

So many things were testing his faith. There was the Bible, of course, but the Bible was a book, and so were Bleak House, Treasure Island, Ethan Frome and The Last of the Mohicans. Did it then seem probable, as he had once overheard Dunbar ask, that the answers to riddles of creation would be supplied by people too ignorant to understand the mechanics of rainfall? Had Almighty God, in all His infinite wisdom, really been afraid that men six thousand years ago would succeed in building a tower to heaven?

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....