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Everyone in my book accuses e...

Everyone in my book accuses everyone else of being crazy. Frankly, I think the whole society is nuts - and the question is: What does a sane man do in an insane society?

Djozef Heller 165 quotes

They couldn't keep Death out,...

They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.

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But the God I don't believe i...

But the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make him out to be.

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The body stores the trauma of...

The body stores the trauma of our lives in muscular rigidity, thereby keeping us stuck in the past. When we release the tension in the body and align ourselves with gravity, we take a new stand in life. This allows us to be at ease with ourselves and in harmony in our relationship to others and to our planet.

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Death to all modifiers, he de...

Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.

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Yossarian was cold, too, and ...

Yossarian was cold, too, and shivering uncontrollably. He felt goose pimples clacking all over him as he gazed down despondently at the grim secret Snowden had spilled all over the messy floor. It was easy to read the message in his entrails. Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a window and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all. I'm cold,' Snowden said. 'I'm cold.

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I think Haig will be foolish,...

I think Haig will be foolish, but perhaps not quite as foolish as Kissinger was, because Haig doesn't have the education Kissinger had. Haig is a little more dangerous because, I fear, he believes what he says, whereas I never got that impression from Kissinger.

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Destiny is a good thing to ac...

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

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There was only one catch and ...

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

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When I read something saying ...

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'

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Hungry Joe collected lists of...

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.

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Rise above principle and do w...

Rise above principle and do what's right.

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The villains will come along....

The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.

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Never quit a job as a matter ...

Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You'll always regret it.

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Frankly, I'd like to see the ...

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

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I want to keep my dreams, eve...

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

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He had decided to live foreve...

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

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Some people are born mediocre...

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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We do have a zeal for laughte...

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

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When you consider the opportu...

When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....