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Imagination doesn’t just mean...

Imagination doesn’t just mean making things up. It means thinking things through, solving them, or hoping to do so, and being just distant enough to be able to laugh at things that are normally painful. Head teachers would call this escapism, but they would be entirely wrong. I would call fantasy the most serious, and the most useful, branch of writing there is. And this is why I don’t, and never would, write Real Books.

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That's why I love spiders. 'I...

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

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If I give you a hint and tell...

If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.

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This book will prove the foll...

This book will prove the following ten facts: 1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there. 2. Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch. 3. All power corrupts, but we need electricity. 4. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight. 5. Music does not always sooth the troubled beast. 6. An Englishman's home is his castle. 7. The female of the species is more deadly than the male. 8. One black eye deserves another. 9. Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm. 10. It pays to increase your word power.

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I assure you, my friends, I a...

I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.

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I think we ought to live happ...

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

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All these things that crib an...

All these things that crib and cab in your brain, in your imagination, are in fact things that might well in later life drive you insane.

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And it's a pity too that I've...

And it's a pity too that I've no right to open your letters. I hope you don't get many, or my conscience will give me no peace.

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Tell me about this Wizard How...

Tell me about this Wizard Howl of yours." "He's the best wizard in Ingary or anywhere else. If he'd only had time, he would have defeated that djinn. And he's sly and selfish and vain as a peacock and cowardly, and you can't pin him down to anything." "Indeed? Strange that you should speak so proudly such a list of vices, most loving of ladies." "What do you mean, vices? I was just describing Howl. He comes from another world entirely, you know, called Wales, and I refuse to believe he's dead!

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She was remorseless, but she ...

She was remorseless, but she lacked method.

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So you were going to rescue t...

So you were going to rescue the Prince! Why did you pretend to run away? To deceive the Witch?" "Not likely! I'm a coward. Only way I can do something this frightening is to tell myself I'm not doing it!

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But Sophie and Howl were hold...

But Sophie and Howl were holding one another's hand and smiling and smiling, quite unable to stop. "Don't bother me know," said Howl. "I only did it for the money." "Liar!"said Sophie. "I said," Michael said, "that Calcifer's come back!" That did get Howl's attention and Sophie's too.

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I've often noticed" Fiona sai...

I've often noticed" Fiona said, "that when people say, 'This can't happen in this day and age', they say it because it is happening.

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Every man in Ingary is scared...

Every man in Ingary is scared stiff of her. You ought to know how that feels, Sophie dear.

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It was only when Shona, in sh...

It was only when Shona, in sheer fury, turned the carnivorous sheep among them that they moved. They ran, some of them with charming little white sheep attached to their legs or backsides and the rest shouting about monsters.

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Really, these wizards! You'd ...

Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet. "I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying.

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Learn to drive?" "Never," sai...

Learn to drive?" "Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger.

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There were horrendous, dramat...

There were horrendous, dramatic, violent quantities of green slime—oodles of it. It covered Howl completely. It draped his head and shoulders in sticky dollops, heaping on his knees and hands, trickling in glops down his legs, and dripping off the stool in sticky strands. It was in oozing ponds and crawling pools over most of the floor. Long fingers of it had crept into the hearth. It smelled vile.

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It was a perfectly normal May...

It was a perfectly normal May Day, but Sophie was scared of that too. And when a young man in a fantastical blue-and-silver costume spotted Sophie and decided to accost her as well, Sophie shrank into a shop doorway and tried to hide. The young man looked at her in surprise. "It's all right, you little gray mouse," he said laughing rather pityingly. "I only want to buy you a drink. Don't look so scared.

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Interesting things did seem t...

Interesting things did seem to happen, but always to somebody else.

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