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President Bush has been silen...

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

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A lot of folks are still dema...

A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag.

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The weather here is gorgeous....

The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.

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Experts say that Iraq may hav...

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

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President Bush says he needs ...

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

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Dick Cheney said he was runni...

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?

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Ladies and gentlemen, after w...

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

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We make a lot of fun at Presi...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.

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President Bush has said that ...

President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.

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There's no business like show...

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

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We have defeated Saddam Husse...

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.

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As you know now, Rush Limbaug...

As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.

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I have found that the only th...

I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.

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Wherever we've travelled in t...

Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.

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Next in importance to having ...

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

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Fall is my favorite season in...

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

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No one knows if Saddam is sti...

No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.

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Mayor de Blasio has legalized...

Mayor de Blasio has legalized ferrets. Now you can legally own ferrets in New York City. I want to tell you something. If I want to see anymore beady-eyed little weasels, I'll just keep riding the subway.

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Last night the United States ...

Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?

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I cannot sing, dance or act; ...

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....