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The Bush campaign for re-elec...

The Bush campaign for re-election has officially begun. They're actually running television commercials. Have you seen any of the television commercials? In one of the commercials, you see George Bush for thirty seconds. In another commercial, you get to see George Bush for sixty seconds - kind of like his stint in the National Guard.

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Newt Gingrich is against same...

Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is now ...

Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.

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Are we sure this is a good ti...

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

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President Bush says he now wa...

President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.

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I'll be honest with you. It's...

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

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There was a flight from Cleve...

There was a flight from Cleveland to New York City with just two people on board. There hasn't been two people on an airplane since the Wright brothers.

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I went to the beach a couple ...

I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City. Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited. I found what I thought at the time was a very rare seashell. And I took it to a friend of mine who works in a museum. And I was really disappointed. It turned out to be just a human ear.

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Tomorrow is our final show. T...

Tomorrow is our final show. That is unless it rains, and then there will be a rain delay. We'll probably make it up in a doubleheader around Labor Day.

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They're saying President Obam...

They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.

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United Airlines: Passengers a...

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

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President Obama went to India...

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

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Here's what the kids get. The...

Here's what the kids get. They get free McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And I'm thinking, well, actually, it might be healthier if they were taking steroids.

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Tim Tebow may be back in the ...

Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.

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My retirement plan was in pla...

My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.

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After my bypass surgery I kne...

After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.

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But down in Florida in the ea...

But down in Florida in the early voting, there were computer glitches, confusing ballots, long lines and chaos. And when President Bush heard about this, he said, 'Mission accomplished!'

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When Martha gets out she'll b...

When Martha gets out she'll be under house arrest in her big $40 million mansion in Bedford. Boy, that'll teach her. She's only allowed out of the house for doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to dump more stock.

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Over the weekend, of course, ...

Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny? President Obama. So funny, in fact, he has already been promised 'The Tonight Show' in five years.

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The 2016 presidential campaig...

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....