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President Obama is going to t...

President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.

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This isn't brain surgery; it'...

This isn't brain surgery; it's just television.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger got int...

Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a huge debate with Arianna Huffington about immigration - going back and forth - finally immigration came in and hauled them both away.

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Donald Trump has a great camp...

Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'

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You can now buy a pack of bee...

You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?

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Security here in New York Cit...

Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.

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Congratulations to Chelsea Cl...

Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056.

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John Kerry had surgery on his...

John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.

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According to a new survey, pe...

According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead.

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President Obama went to India...

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

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President Bush says he now wa...

President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.

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I'll be honest with you. It's...

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

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There was a flight from Cleve...

There was a flight from Cleveland to New York City with just two people on board. There hasn't been two people on an airplane since the Wright brothers.

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I went to the beach a couple ...

I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City. Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited. I found what I thought at the time was a very rare seashell. And I took it to a friend of mine who works in a museum. And I was really disappointed. It turned out to be just a human ear.

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Tomorrow is our final show. T...

Tomorrow is our final show. That is unless it rains, and then there will be a rain delay. We'll probably make it up in a doubleheader around Labor Day.

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They're saying President Obam...

They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.

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United Airlines: Passengers a...

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

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But down in Florida in the ea...

But down in Florida in the early voting, there were computer glitches, confusing ballots, long lines and chaos. And when President Bush heard about this, he said, 'Mission accomplished!'

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After my bypass surgery I kne...

After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.

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My retirement plan was in pla...

My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....