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I think when you become a par...

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

Craig Ferguson 394 quotes

You clap. The Censor wakes up...

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.

Craig Ferguson 394 quotes

If it doesn't work, at least ...

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.

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I grew up in Scotland in the ...

I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.

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Some people take the spelling...

Some people take the spelling bee very seriously. These people are called "parents of children in the spelling bee." They're trying to make up for their own childhood of crushed dreams and misspelled words.

Craig Ferguson 394 quotes

Sober alkies are often asked:...

Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?

Craig Ferguson 394 quotes

The 3-D effects in "Star Wars...

The 3-D effects in "Star Wars" are so realistic, you can actually see George Lucas reaching from the screen and taking the money from your wallet.

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I was 15 years old when I was...

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

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Evil does not question itself...

Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.

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A casino in South Dakota was ...

A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.

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Gas prices - it is $6 a gallo...

Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the Botox.

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Remember the band, Flock of S...

Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

Craig Ferguson 394 quotes

People talk to old people lik...

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

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I didn't say no because betwe...

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

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It's the beauty and curse of ...

It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.

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I came to America, and I made...

I came to America, and I made good. It's an old story, but it hasn't been told in a long time. Usually, it's, 'I'm an immigrant, I came here and got persecuted.' My story is I came here, I worked hard, and it worked out all right. So it's still available.

Craig Ferguson 394 quotes

I'm reading a book, because I...

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

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It's very interesting to know...

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

Craig Ferguson 394 quotes

I aim to please. I'm nothing ...

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

Craig Ferguson 394 quotes

I've got young kids, so it su...

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.

Craig Ferguson 394 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....