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I am willing to commit espiona...

I am willing to commit espionage against the United States by providing your country with highly classified information.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

The owner tends to source thes...

The owner tends to source these things separately,

Brian Regan 132 quotes

You see weird things driving.....

You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

I saw this sign posted once, i...

I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?

Brian Regan 132 quotes

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Brian Regan 132 quotes

A small business doesn't have ...

A small business doesn't have an HR director, usually,

Brian Regan 132 quotes

A small business doesn't have ...

A small business doesn't have an HR director, usually.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

'You see weird things driving...

'You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble.'

Brian Regan 132 quotes

'I saw this sign posted once,...

'I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?'

Brian Regan 132 quotes

If Einstein was so smart how c...

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

Brian Regan 132 quotes

Some people look at creamed co...

Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?'

Brian Regan 132 quotes

I do a few jokes about the eco...

I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

I think comedy is a good way t...

I think comedy is a good way to deal with anything. I hear about people in the hospital who are ill, and they use humor to help them through it. I think it's a great remedy for many things.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

A formula for comedy is comedy...

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

I try to be careful and put th...

I try to be careful and put things in perspective. There are people who have challenging lives and work hard physically and mentally. I consider myself a lucky person because I get to go on stage and tell jokes for an hour. If I miss a connection here and there or my room isn't ready now and then? It's not a big deal.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

Even though I have fond feelin...

Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there's a blender going off in the background.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

The ultimate objective [of com...

The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, 'Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your head!!'

Brian Regan 132 quotes

Just make sure you're staying ...

Just make sure you're staying true to yourself, and do what you think is good in that craft or field [of yours] and then let everything else fall where it falls.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

Be adaptable, flexible and nev...

Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

Don't let dialog about your co...

Don't let dialog about your company happen without your perspective.

Brian Regan 132 quotes

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