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Women need a reason to have s...

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

My mum, Helen, was hilarious....

My mum, Helen, was hilarious. She had a tremendous sense of humour and was a great singer and tap dancer. For many years, she was the voice of Minnie Mouse in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. She would be in the float as it came along, singing whatever the Minnie Mouse song of the day was. She was a really big spirit in my life.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

One night, I wrote down all t...

One night, I wrote down all the things I was waiting to do with my little granddaughter, and it became a book, 'I Already Know I Love You.' It was one of those really lovely things in life.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

Only once in a thousand years...

Only once in a thousand years or so do we get to hear a Mozart or see a Picasso or read a Shakespeare. Ali was one of them, and yet at his heart, he was still a kid from Louisville who ran with the gods and walked with the crippled and smiled at the foolishness of it all.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

There are all these things I ...

There are all these things I want to accomplish. We never know how long we're going to get.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

Dad had a music store, and he...

Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

I think it's like a relay rac...

I think it's like a relay race. You run, and you hand over the baton, and your kids pick it up. They take the stuff they want, throw the rest away, and keep running. That's what life is about.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

My older brother Joel became ...

My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

Humans love sex, we need sex,...

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

My mind is always going. I'm ...

My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

I'd stand on a coffee table, ...

I'd stand on a coffee table, and my cousin Edith would give me dimes, and you put the dimes on your head... And when your forehead was full, show was over.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

I still don't love the darkne...

I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

I can always say I led off fo...

I can always say I led off for the New York Yankees. It's an amazing feeling.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

I've known Kareem since I was...

I've known Kareem since I was kid. He lived in Manhattan, but my best friend used to go to high school with him, and he was in my house the day I graduated from high school in 1965.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

That's still the greatest hig...

That's still the greatest high, that feeling of being in control of 2,000 people. It's me and them, and I like the odds. It's not even so much the funny. It's getting them quiet. In the quiet moments in '700 Sundays,' I just really love that they're getting moved.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

Mom was so funny and loving t...

Mom was so funny and loving to us kids. She was our first audience. When my dad died, I was suddenly alone in the house with her because my two older brothers were away at college. I was the man of the house, and she was the grieving woman.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

The Academy and the Oscars ha...

The Academy and the Oscars have been very gracious to me.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

Your first friends are your t...

Your first friends are your truest friends, I find. And the ones that stick are really special.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

That's the thing about jazz: ...

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

It is great seeing the fruits...

It is great seeing the fruits of your labor. The joy I have in watching my daughters with their kids is great, because they're doing a wonderful job, and the kids are fantastic.

Billy Crystal 137 quotes

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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