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It's all about money, not free...

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

Bill Hicks 297 quotes

Nicotine patches are great. St...

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

Bill Hicks 297 quotes

Speaking of Satan, I was watch...

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

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Why do we put people who are o...

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.

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And I'm not getting laid! What...

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

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I got this big fear of doing s...

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody,
remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something Ђ' if you're smoking out
of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know.

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Marijuana: a drug that kills ...

Marijuana: a drug that kills no one Ђ' and let's put it in a time frame Ђ' ever. Illegal.

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I wish I could meet a Christia...

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.

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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll g...

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

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I can't believe a war against ...

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

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It is hard to quit smoking. Ev...

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.

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It seems to me that there will...

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

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I find it ironic that people w...

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

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So, it's good to be here, wher...

So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.

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I guess what surprised me the ...

I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA...seventy-nine! Let's go over those numbers again, they're a little baffling at first. Iraq, 150,000, USA 79. Does that mean we could have won with only 80 guys there? Just one guy in a ticker-tape parade, I did it! Hey!

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Sometimes you feel in control,...

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

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Supreme Court says pornography...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

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The war on drugs to me is abso...

The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It's a war against our civil rights, that's all it is. They're using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.

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It's an insane world, and I'm ...

It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.

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How dare you have wino tell me...

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....