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I’m supposed to figure out if...

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

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My children love my mother, a...

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.

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Poets have said that the reas...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

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My mother was an authority on...

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.

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In spite of what Thomas Jeffe...

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

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My grandpa didn't believe in ...

My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.

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I didn't like what was on TV ...

I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms?it had nothing to do with the color of them?I just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family.

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No matter how calmly you try ...

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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If you took your child to the...

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.

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Through humor, you can soften...

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

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Pay off your student loan. Ev...

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.

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Why do kids always say peace ...

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.

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I guess the real reason that ...

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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I am not afraid of crashing, ...

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

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I don't have a clue about the...

I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.

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I think the part of media tha...

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

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I am proud to be an American....

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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We go out of our way to make ...

We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

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Suddenly, this romantic agony...

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.

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You can turn painful situatio...

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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