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When you graduate from college...

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

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I'm not the boss of my house. ...

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

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What is it about grandparents ...

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.

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It is a warning, Godspeed. It ...

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

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People will frighten you about...

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed.' It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.'

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My eleven year old daughter mo...

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

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A father... knows exactly what...

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.

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'Don't worry about senility', ...

'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.

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I am not afraid of crashing, m...

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

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Anyone can dabble, but once yo...

Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

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we cannot afford to settle for...

we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.

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The three ingredients of a suc...

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

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I did not want to turn to play...

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

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While fathers are pleasant fig...

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I asked one girl of seven. 'No,' she sweetly replied, 'I help make the mess.' It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

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And so the dentist says 'Rinse...

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

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Any husband who says, 'My wif...

Any husband who says, 'My wife and I are completely equal partners,' is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

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The very first law in advertis...

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

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Whenever your kids are out of ...

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

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Today's parents grew up with t...

Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.

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I feel that in-person contact ...

I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....