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Space, like Switzerland, shou...

Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.

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I know a lot of you believe t...

I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.

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The English language is more ...

The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

My advice is not to wait to b...

My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That's the way to get an idea.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

The biggest seller is cookboo...

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

In a conversation, keep in mi...

In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.

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Go to bed. Whatever you're st...

Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.

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There are sixteen cans of cof...

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

My most serious character fla...

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

We all ought to understand we...

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Never trust the food in a res...

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Once you pass forty, a dime i...

Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Conservatives are more religi...

Conservatives are more religious than liberals--although there is no evidence that they're nicer people because of it.

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Everyone starts out being an ...

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

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One of the things we can be s...

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.

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One of the sweetest things in...

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

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You're almost always better o...

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

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Sooner or later the world wil...

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

I don't know anything offhand...

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

The great virtue of being alo...

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....